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What makes the monster eggs?

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Opening post by Sledge Wielder

Aug 13th - 22:12:27 PM

I would assume two or more monsters get together with some monvodka and maybe some monpepsi to mix it with, they play twister, then an egg or seven are delivered by the monstork. Am I close?
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Reply by Vanilla Name

Aug 14th - 06:29:45 AM

No, the trainer breeds with the monster because you are monster breeders, the small income everyday is for the eggs...
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Aug 14th - 06:57:59 AM

Eww... Poor monster. D:
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Aug 15th - 11:26:33 AM

HOUDINI MONSTER!!


Let me sit you down and have a word with you. When a girl monster loves a boy monster, they sometimes hug each other in a magical way. They will only do this if its true love. But every since we captured all the monsters for training we kinda just take the semen from the guy and inseminate the girl... Wait 15 minutes and BAM! Egg.
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Aug 15th - 11:45:23 AM

Billy Hatcher may come along and shoot his insemination guns! "I want moar eggs!"
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Reply by Vael Victus

Aug 15th - 11:50:14 AM

>_____> actually, you know how I'll sometimes mention that monsters are melted down for manta? The eggs are born from that. They just make 'em as you need 'em. (they have stockpiles too)


Oh I mean uh, the monstork comes down in a fancible rainbow and delivers a new batch every day.
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Reply by Vanilla Name

Aug 15th - 12:17:01 PM

Aww... I wanted to monster breed.... silly emoticon
Kidding... Is that meant to be in lore?
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Reply by Sledge Wielder

Aug 16th - 03:15:48 AM

lol doesn't monstork just roll off the tongue?
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Aug 16th - 06:51:08 AM

"I dunno LOL"
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Reply by Drakonis Galaxy

Aug 17th - 06:19:59 AM

I play monster breeder with my dogs. My little sister loves the puppies. Watching the dogs breed makes me feel wierd.
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Aug 17th - 06:40:31 AM

O_o You watch that...
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Aug 17th - 18:13:08 PM

lol is it like horses where you have a "hands on" job?
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Aug 18th - 08:09:42 AM

No! No! Noooo... No more... I feel sick! Stop talking about it..
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Aug 18th - 20:15:46 PM

ever see Freddy Got Fingered and the elephant scene?
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Aug 22nd - 17:52:40 PM

...oh lawd....
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Reply by Alice Bolton

Aug 22nd - 18:54:32 PM

That just SOUNDS bad. D:
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Reply by Donovan Gronowski

January 25th 2009 14:53:10 PM

it was!!!oh my god u punk!!!!!now i cant get it outta my head
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Reply by Sage Difillipo

03/03/2009 16:17

uh huh
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Reply by ConFLiC CeLLiTRaW

03/11/2009 03:09

woww
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Reply by Vanilla Name

03/11/2009 18:39

Breeding is fun
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Reply by Demi Lune

03/11/2009 19:22

On the topic of "where do they come from...?", Pokemon! What really happens when you leave them alone on that ranch...? Stay tuned to find out!
But when that call never comes, it's time to face what you've become - there's no point doing all of this, unless you know you're having fun.
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Reply by Vanilla Name

03/12/2009 06:13

There's a youtube video on that by Marriland, have a look XD
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Reply by Demi Lune

03/12/2009 15:57

Nah, it was more a rhetorical statement than anything.

On the subject of the actual topic though, does one monster = one egg? Or do they need to mix a couple of stale old decrepit monsters to make one new egg?
But when that call never comes, it's time to face what you've become - there's no point doing all of this, unless you know you're having fun.
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03/13/2009 14:51

One monster with energy from their trainer or two monsters if you are talking about splicing
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Reply by Demi Lune

03/13/2009 15:30

Nope, I mean like when people (since I assume real players wouldn't actually do it) sell their monsters back, does it take just one monster's manta to make a new egg?
But when that call never comes, it's time to face what you've become - there's no point doing all of this, unless you know you're having fun.
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Reply by Vanilla Name

03/14/2009 11:30

I don't know about that, though I suppose it would work.
Personally I prefer to have single splicing sex with my monsters
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