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07/28/2009 16:40

This topic is for paradoxes or weird things you've seen throughout the adventure. THis is for humor's sake. The "It made me laugh when" topic.

So, i was out exploring today, and my monster was fighting an elemental. It says, "Critical hit! THe rock elemental barely hits you for a reduced 1 damage!" Now isn't that funny? A critical hit that comes out as reduced damage! That sure made me open my eyes.
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08/18/2009 07:18

Alright! ANother one! Last night i was facing a stone crab or whatnot, and it said, "Your srp gain is halved because you are two strong!" THen it said, "You gained twice the srp!" Hahaha hahahahhahee!
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08/18/2009 11:03

So basically you get full srp
I don't quite understand that one
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08/18/2009 12:38

It's a life saver when you're getting 1/4 SRP silly emoticon
But when that call never comes, it's time to face what you've become - there's no point doing all of this, unless you know you're having fun.
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08/18/2009 21:37

i just move to the next city/town when my monster gets 2strong.
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08/18/2009 23:39


Killer Killer said:

i just move to the next city/town when my monster gets 2strong.


THIS IS WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR BATTLE SYSTEM

Anyway, you want a paradox? We had 20 people logged in a week ago, and now we have 36. I don't understand. I guess monbre sucked the people who initially quit, back in, or something.
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08/29/2009 03:29

ALright. Here's another weird one.

Kitsoon child runs away, injured greatly.
Item FOund! THe mob disolves into a nickel marble.
How can a mob run away and disolve at the same time. Good one ehh?
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09/01/2009 16:59

Because killing children is taboo.
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09/09/2009 16:34

Here's a kind of paradox! One of the items I got from a poison ent was:
Poisonous Poisonous Tree bark
Haha. THe first poison is the prefix, the other one is just the name. Might wanna fix that. If someone got a standalone poisonous treebark they might think that it has poison when it really doesn't HAHAHA!
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09/09/2009 17:20

Hey! Poisonous tree bark isn't poisonous?
I thought it was! Looks like you were right about getting confused if it's not.
I really thought it was but haven't had a chance to check it out yet.
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09/17/2009 13:55

How's this one, Berserker Tiger Bits of Densety?
Berserker says zero defense boost. I haven't tried it out to see what happens.
I'm thinking Fighters Colosis Heart of Greater Resistance with 15 defense and the Berserker Tiger Bits of Densety with 12 attack.
If it works should be plus 35% attack and plus 30% defense and 40% resistance to boot.
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09/17/2009 16:19

Yeah. Fighter's giant stone claw has nothing for the fighter either, aw.
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09/29/2009 06:37

Okay. A new and cool one for ya guys. happy emoticon (It's kinda like a bug, which might be known, but it is cool anyway)

Ability!
Greater Air Elemental increases the velocity of its winds, making it practically invincible!
Puwig melds its flesh to cover up wounds, for 4820 damage!
Greater Air Elemental's orb explodes, leaving a whispy mess behind.

I guess you could never resist... THE MEGA HEAL! >excited emoticon
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10/04/2009 16:04

How 'bout these 2 lines for a chuckle:
Mad Corpsemaker 1500plus attacks Air Elemental for 129 damage!
And look at the difference in this one:
Mad Corpsemaker 1500plus attacks Greater Air Elemental for 160 damage!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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10/05/2009 13:26

>___> just because of lucky random modifiers.
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10/05/2009 15:52

NO; the defence on the greater is lower than the one on the normal. Look at it if you don't believe me.
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11/04/2009 04:36

Targeted strike costs 18 energy, right? Nope, it only costs MY monster 13, 'cause he's got refreshing blows. Heh eheheh.
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11/19/2009 09:40

I found one, check it out!

Litack Thirple scorches Fire Elemental with their equip, burning them!
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11/19/2009 12:28

Funny.
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11/19/2009 18:14

Fun Fun fun!
Ability!
Duneripper tunnels under Fireball and rises up, dealing a massive 1 damage.
Massive 1 dammage, eh? Nice, Vael!
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11/21/2009 16:16

At the beginning of the game, this is what happened:
I'm out exploring, I got 20 SRP this is what it says: WOW! You've amassed a lot of SRP! Click here to spend it! silly emoticon
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11/22/2009 09:55

Heh yea I have to kinda look at that amassing SRP thing. ^-~

Alright I changed it a little so it's a bit more intelligent.
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edited once on Sunday, Nov 22nd 12:43:07 2009 by Vael Victus

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11/25/2009 12:08

Here's an item I won:
Air elemental orb of indecesion
Cool eh? Indecesion gives 2% to everything. THe orb is a sellable!
I also got a furious air elemental orb of indecision, but the furious will actually do something. It's kind of funny.
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11/25/2009 22:04

Oh, THis is a bug, but it's a funny one. If you challenge someone to a fight on the PVP ranks, and win, it says something about how you ascended and they were knocked down. If you click the back button twice and click the X next to the name of the person (He's still in front of you), and you win this next battle it says something like this:
I was #2, Conflic was #3.
Killer Killer has ascended to rank 3, while Conflic is knocked down to 2. lol
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