Um... hi?

Hello, everyone...

I'm Bob, but I am female, as you may or may not have noticed. Yup, I have a guys name. You gonna make something of it?

I'm 18, British (but I don't drink tea and I don't have a silly accent and I don't say spiffing, thanks), and a bit mental. Or a lot. I like, um, lots of things... shiny things and pointy things and dragons and dragon squirrels and sexitunes, Mrs Badcrumble, and writing and reading but mostly writing and fantasy and sci-fi and sexy Vulcan ladies (and pretty girls of all kinds, really), and the English language and today I really like pancakes, but only because I just ate some. One of them made me exclaim 'This is so good it's disgusting'.

Also, I can type without paying attention to what I'm typing. Yeah. I have no idea what I just said.

Anyways... um... something something something stab you in the neck. *hides*

We have other British people here! Hello!

We can help if you have questions, etc. etc. Have fun

Hey, i'm an oldie here and i'm British. I always drink tea and I have a rather British accent, gonna make something about it?

But nah, welcome to MonBre! Try to have fun.

A girl named Bob? Yeah, well, it's not so bad! It could have been Boy!
Welcome to the community and remember there's a few helpful folks around.