JAWS 10.0 is the absolutely best screen reader in the w oRld

It certainly is! Anyone2second that, maybe Garr? Don't lie to me, CJ, if you can see, then uHaven't even heard of it except4me, and all that crap! It is! Hey Garr, check this out using the Eloquence speech synthesizer set to any language except for french, french canadian, german, or Portuguese:
AWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHW
HWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWH.
AWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHHWHWHWHWHW
HWHWHWWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHW?
Try this next two lines out with all of the languages you have, preferably with the rate set as low as it can go!
arhwhrwhrhwhrwhrhwhrhwhrwhrhwhrwhrhwhrwhrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhw
rhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrh arhwhrwhrhwhrwhrhwhrhwhrwhrhwhrwhrhwhrwhrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrh
wrhwrhwrhwrhwrhwrh!

I only have 6.0.
The first 2 sound like buzzards.

I'm not blind and your screen reader sounds... neat?

6.0 works fine. Is it registered? If not, you might as well upgrade, you're way out of the loop with this, Garr. We of the JAWS 10.0'ers are doin' good!

Yeah, it's registered, I got it when I had a job.
I don't see myself spending more on another piece of software that costs more then a damn PC, rediculous.

Is this topic messing seriously with the layout?

I figured it was best to leave it, 'cause the idea was for Garr to read it with his screen reader. It doesn't matter outside of this topic anyway, so no harm done, lol.