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Opening post by Lexca Darvin

Jun 04th - 12:26

Hmmm.....Well, my recipe for tea requires me to purchase a large variety of pre-packaged teas and then cut open the little bags. I then mix and match the different sorts into a coffee filter, pour warm water into the tea maker, place the filled filter into the appropriate area, and then turn the machine on.

I then scramble desperately for the tea pitcher in the vain hope of getting it in place before I get yet another stain on our poor counter top. What about you? excited emoticon

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06/04/2009 12:57

Delicious!
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06/04/2009 13:26

Usually. Sometimes, I add too much tea and get something that looks rather like mud. Thankfully, not in texture or anything. Just not transparent in the least. Doesn't taste all that good either. There is a good rescue method though. Any time I accidentally make mudtea I just pour a bit of vanilla flavored soy milk into it and it suddenly tastes rather a lot like chocolate. At least to me. Also, mudtea is very good if you need a lot of caffeine for some reason or another. Probably not so good for your heart though.
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Reply by Sledge Wielder

06/04/2009 19:38

what? 200 beats per minute isn't proper?
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Reply by Lexca Darvin

06/04/2009 21:39


Sledge Wielder said:

what? 200 beats per minute isn't proper?


*shrugs* Depends on taste I suppose. So you mix your tea like you might mix a cake?
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06/04/2009 21:45

I get at least three times that on average. Is that bad?

That being said, I mostly mix dry foods together. Some vanilla almond cereal that's way too sweet for its own good + shreddies is my current favorite. Honey nut cheerios + rice krispies is also good.

Toast with peanut butter and maple syrup being a Canadian exception. Also, sausages with maple syrup. Also, eggos with peanut butter and maple syrup.

Eggo sausage breakfast sandwhiches with peanut butter and maple syrup.
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06/04/2009 23:35

that last one sounds mighty tasty. might I recommend throwing in a chopped up banana inside with the peanut butter and maple syrup?
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06/05/2009 06:42

Bleh, bananas. Here's my dilemma.

Banana bread is AWESOME. It makes me gag.

Bananas are not so awesome. They make me throw up.

I'm not joking, and it's not even like "you know it probably looks like I'm putting a big white penis in my mouth" because the only times I've ever tried bananas I cut them up. Well, maybe the first time when I was a little kid, and then they were all like "there's no way bananas make you throw up, try a little piece" and so they were cut up then. I've only tried them again a few times after that, but it hasn't changed in the slightest.

So, long story short? No bananas.
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Reply by Lexca Darvin

06/05/2009 10:07


Demi Lune said:

So, long story short? No bananas.


Poor Demi! sad emoticon
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06/05/2009 10:08

Did somebody say teabags? excited emoticon
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06/05/2009 14:54

so you prefer tea-bagging to banana-ing eh?
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06/05/2009 15:35

Did I tell you guys about the time I hit a girl in the face with a nice, wet, used teabag? It was excellent, I mean she turned and got it right in the face.
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06/06/2009 12:47

And that was the day Demi got a testacle contortion
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06/06/2009 13:05

Wrong kind of teabag.
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06/06/2009 15:05

Because Demi got kicked in the balls for not knowing the appropriate way to teabag somebody
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06/06/2009 21:41

Wrong balls.
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06/07/2009 07:37

Footballs you dummy
And not the stupid American definition Lolol
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06/07/2009 19:39

Soccer balls, you mean?
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06/08/2009 07:23

NO
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06/09/2009 20:02

YES
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06/10/2009 05:35

MAYBE
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06/10/2009 16:17

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
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06/10/2009 16:35

That tampax pearl advert reminds me of the anal beads from a flash game >: O

Edit: Fucking auto-smiley shit
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edited once on Wednesday, Jun 10th 16:36:29 2009 by CJ Dogger

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06/10/2009 18:47

I play flash games all the time.

I do not, however, play CJ's flash games.

That is all.
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06/10/2009 23:26

How did a conversation about how to make tea develop into anal beads and flash games? *scrolls up* Oh, yeah.
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06/11/2009 05:42

When Demi-Dems-Dems enters a conversation you have to talk about anal beads!
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